There is a war raging in the blogosphere; the war for first place in the Biblioblog rankings.
We are used to putting our heads into the lion’s mouth (or at least Matt is),
Sorry, I took these photos in Wellington last month and had to find a way to work them onto the blog… but I digress… where was I? Ah yes, we have bravely stepped up to bring you the battle report to date:
Intelligence reports claim that former first place holder, Jim West, kamikazied which apparently triggered Biblioblogs into a retreat (Jim’s obituaries and alleged sightings can be read here).
[Self-proclaimed] General John W. Loftus claimed victory at Debunking Christianity – see “Loftus Single Handedly Shut Down the Biblioblogger List! ” Not to be defeated so easily, the resistance kept the flames burning and launched a counter attack in the form of a shadow report.
When the dust settled Joel Watts of The Church of Jesus Christ found himself as the new leader. Wanting to put distance between himself and his closest rival, Jeremy Thompson of the Free Old Testament Audio Website Blog, who was already firing shots (and because no one ever expects an attack from down-under) Joel [codename “Polycarp”] recruited MandM [codename “Dr & Mrs F”].
(We had just happened to stumble onto the battle field at a timely moment and since our own Alexa ranking of 181, 184 [176,529 this morning] places us firmly in the middle of the two adversaries, who have Alexa scores of 86,056 and 244,876 respectively, this gives us the potential to debut as the number 2 Biblioblog.)
However, our tale does not end here. Before we’d even been officially issued with our Biblioblog uniforms, Polycarp began his offensive against Jeremy using us as cannon fodder.
The blog-battle was brutal – so brutal – but the results of the catapult attack, particularly, must be seen here on this blog if nothing but to serve as a warning to others…
It appears that Jeremy has surrendered (but not very gracefully) – see: Joel is Unpatriotic and Hates God and Animals.
John W. Loftus seems to be running a counter campaign of his own (perhaps he is living in a world of his own – who can tell?). At 01:36am (NZ time) 4 Jan 10, General Loftus emailed this blog with the words “Hey congrats on the Alexa rankings,” but it appears this was a false truce on his part as he was spotted here, in an apparently deluded state, refusing to put down his sword:
John W. Loftus said…
Alexa Headquarters can end this dispute – as of 12:29pm (NZ Time) 4 Jan 10: