I need some help, you see we sent out these invites to our election gathering (don’t want to risk calling it a party as it may run the risk of breaching the EFA). You will note the instruction regarding the food….
(depending on the outcome and your political affiliation)
Live coverage starts at 7pm on TV1
(of the election, not our gathering)
So bring a beverage and some nibbles in the colour of your favourite political party
(note: the colour theme only applies to the nibbles as we drink red wine so…)
And come to [our address] by 7pm election day
Bring anyone you think might be keen, the more the merrier
In recognition of our pluralistic MMP society and given MandM’s long standing commitment to diversity, all political persuasions will be tolerated.
(in other words, I am inviting my sister)